carlos p

A gay guy that can't drive.

Yo can your boi drive me to work.

He can't he's a carlos p

by Gggjfbgh January 23, 2018

carlo valletta

The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.

Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too

by Nick dick ass throat May 5, 2018

angel carlos

A boy who cares about life and doesn't want life to end and like to play games and hanging out with friends

Angel Carlos is not Fucking Gay

by Arterex May 5, 2018

Carlos

usually autistic, sometimes has a girlfriend but she does not know he is female. Retardation can strike anyone, especially Carlos'

Nurse: Wow this Carlos I am taking care of sucks
Everyone else: We should water board him
Carlos: eheh

by AOUEGKHKL October 18, 2019

Carlos

Usually autistic

Carlos: eheheh
Nurse: loads gun

by AOUEGKHKL October 18, 2019

Carlos

A dumb crazy bitch who can't decide who to date. don't date a Carlos because he will most likely go back to his ex-girlfriend. HE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no Carlos is back with his ex lea

He cheated again oh great!

by Albert Titian October 21, 2019

Carlos

Fucks simon and they have a baby

Person 1: is that simon and carlos going at it?!?

Karlos: come join us NOW!!

by Whatisthisfuck October 21, 2019