cows in the cage

1: a group of less attractive female acquaintances and/or co-workers who are invited on a vacation for the sole purpose of being backup for the guys if they fail to pick up at the bars or clubs

"Damn, that girl was on you all night, and she just up and left. no number. no nothing."
"No worries, we got them cows in the cage from Accounting waiting in the room down the hall"

by vinfeeble January 9, 2010

Caged

Owns you at CS. Is also a sexy bast ;)

OMFG I saw Caged the other day, what a pr0. He has a nice phallus.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

unflattering camera angle

A fat or ugly person's excuse for looking horrendous in a photograph. Common on Facebook.

Girl 1: OMG I look so ugly in the pic!
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's just an unflattering camera angle.
Girl 1: Oh thank God I'm not that fat!
Girl 2: LOL jk ur a fatass bitch!

by AppleNerd August 3, 2010

cabernacle

something heaven sent, often sends out of rays of god's love.

I was lost until i found thy cabernacle

by chrismunez March 30, 2010

caker

A person (usually female) who puts so much make-up on, that it looks like there are layers of make-up on her face. So much that you don't even know what she looks like because it looks like her face is buried under a triple-layered vanilla cake.

Damn, that girl is a fucking caker.

by Rikcasqwe July 11, 2007

cage

in computers, the most elite; more elite than any other; above all in eliteness

"Thats so cage!"
"That is the most cage thing I've ever seen"
"Thats not just phu, that's cage"

by Jamie Merlin June 1, 2004

Rage Cage

A type of enclosure where a person is summoned when they have consumed too much acid, ecstasy, Ketamine, etc., or all of the above to de-rage themselves.

Marv, you are over-haggling so hard right now, you need to get your ass in the rage cage!!

by Nitrous Pitas August 28, 2008