Guy 1: What happened with that girl last night? Did you neen the bean?
Guy 2: Nah, she wasn't all in, so I had to jerk off instead.
Guy 2: Nah, she wasn't all in, so I had to jerk off instead.
by The Shfylox April 25, 2011

by mexicansamuri December 27, 2011

The almighty god above us. He blesses us with beans every year and in return we pray to him everyday. Bean man hates Lima beans.
by Joebama111 March 18, 2022

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.
by ANervousGuyWithoutConfidence July 22, 2019

by Nikki nutz June 24, 2015

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by Heinz😝 December 1, 2019
