methane breather

One who has had his/her head up his/her (or someone else's) arse for so long that they have adapted to the methane rich atmosphere. See Also: Craniorectal Inversion

The Sales Department is populated entirely by methane breathers. Even if they could pull their heads out of their asses, they would probably die of oxygen overdose. See Also: Cranio-rectal Inversion

by Erich Barbarossa September 3, 2013

swedish breathmint

When one person farts into another person's mouth before kissing.

John: "Hey Brad I'm gonna go on a date with Janice today but I don't have any gum, mind giving me a Swedish breathmint?"
Brad: "Sure, I ate some Taco Bell not long ago so it's all good."

by luftwaffle February 2, 2014

dyke breath

After you eat out a girl and your breath smells like pussy.

Hey Sarah you have dyke breath, have you been munching on the carpet?
Hey John, you have dyke breath take a tic-tac or something.

by OlKingBitches November 2, 2014

Whopper Breath

The combination of beef, tomato, onion, pickles, lettuce, buns, condiments, and saliva in your mouth for up to 12 hours after a trip to Burger King.

Man, that girl had some serious whopper breath!

by Dudemanbro92 July 7, 2015

Ball breathers

When a guy's boxer briefs become so worn out in the middle that holes form on the sides of each testicle.

Wife: Babe, you need to go buy some new undies and quit walking around this house in them ball breathers!

by JawboneMCG September 18, 2016

oat breath

When she just sucked your dick, and she still has the breath from the cum.

Man,that was great, though I still have oat breath.

by Spasticunicorn November 23, 2016

Slurp Breathing

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.

Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."

by ud4652219 March 20, 2017