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Blowjob

Something fat girls have to be good at.
Friend 1:"why do fat girls give such good blowjobs?"

Friend 2:"why? "

Friend 1:" because they have to. "
by Houston... Problem. August 27, 2016
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Canadian Blowjob

Oral Sex that involves a lot of teeth and isn't enjoyable
Matt is in a grumpy mood because he got a Canadian Blowjob last night
by Hairy H February 28, 2010
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Grenade Blowjob

When a fat ugly chick gives you a blow job.

It's like eating a whole pineapple without peeling it.

Yeah, it feels horrible.
Example 1: "Man yesterday I got so fucking drunk I got a Grenade Blowjob, now ma junk hurts..."

Example 2: "If my friends ever found out I got a Grenade Blowjob, they wouldn't talk to me anymore. LOL"
by lololscotty91lolol May 7, 2011
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blowjob lips

A girl's lips during and after a blowjob - usually wet, salty and a bit sticky due to the mix of cum and saliva.
I kissed her on the lips after she gave me a blowjob...her blowjob lips tasted nasty!
by mannie101 October 3, 2008
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Gumball Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job while chewing gum and then proceeds to blow a bubble around your dick.
by Mr. Sicko July 31, 2011
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Blowjob Goal

When a player scores a goal in an online game of NHL while their player is standing inside the blue area of the goalie's crease, which provides a close enough distance between the player and the goalie for one to give the other a blowjob. This goal is usually scored by faggots who can't get legitimate goals, and who usually have names like VanillaMilkChug or Skoolz.
Williston666: This faggot kid scored another blowjob goal on me. Can I get some decent gameplay one time? I'm going to play Forza 3 from now on.

Announcer: OH WHAT A SHOT...... SCORES!!!!!!!!!
by Dickie Moore July 22, 2010
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dirty blowjob

sucking by a woman of her partner's penis just withdrawn from her vagina without cleaning it.
by uttam maharjan September 10, 2010
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