Comb-over Blonde

Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top and hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."

I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde.

by Ajax Dunn July 20, 2008

blogdiction

blog + addiction
do i need to say more?

it is a word Kelish from blogtv.com came up with in live discussion with Colson after the famous you tube gathering

man i think i have a serious case of blogdiction. its like i cant get myself off the computer for hours and just keep watching blogtv.com
heeeeelp

by Kelish March 12, 2009

Blondentrepreneur

An intelligent blonde who is always coming up with new ideas and enterprises.

I can't believe Jenna is willing to take such a financial risk to become a blondentrepreneur.

by ribeye381 May 14, 2010

Blondage

Blondage is the process of tricking a blonde female into having bondage sex.

"Sorry I'm late, I had some great blondage sex last night"

by Ronald Schlongford July 21, 2014

Blonde

A person who NATURALLY has that color growing out of their head.bottle blondes are NOT blondes.they dont count.they are not part of the blonde population.blonde is the lightest hair color.they are often associated with being beautiful,but dumb,which nonsense,since hair color has nothing to do with your personality.this is because of marylin monroe(shes not even a real blonde though.).most blondes are in scandinavian countries like sweden.even norway and finland.blondes are rare.most of these so called blondes you see are really brunettes.im a brunette female myself,but if i dyed my hair blonde,i would NOT consider myself one.blonde is reserved for the natural ones.if a blonde dyed her hair brown or red,shed still be a blonde,because thats the color thats growing ot of her head.

Guy 1:i prefer blondes
Guy 2:why?
Guy 1:because they are hot
Guy 2:what does hair color have to do with anything?

by HertaOberheuserReincarnated October 28, 2019

blonde stick

an attractive girl who is dumb

that girl is a blonde stick

by Daniel Liam Dixon March 2, 2020

blonde for brains

Blonde for brains is a phrase used to describe a girl who fits into the ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype. Basically just a basic rich girl with the memory of a goldfish.

Hey blonde for brains! You should stick your head in a washing machine! it’s GREAT for your skin!

by gaycandle7 April 30, 2020