A really amazing synth-rock/Industrial band. Members are Chibi, Rainbow, M. Falcore, Owen, OE, and Rhim. Their symbol is an outline of a bunny with blood coming out of it's mouth. They are a really amazing band and I'm surprised more people don't know who they are yet. I've known about their music for almost two years and they are my favorite band. One thing I like about them is that they always come up with the best song lyrics. Most radio bands only make voice noises or come up with a catchy beat. But the Birthday Massacre goes above and beyond to make some of the best new music I've ever heard.

I can't go a day without listening to The Birthday Massacre.

The Birthday Massacre by You_don't_need_therapy June 15, 2010

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Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.

Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”

Second Birthday by cosmobabe March 29, 2020

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happy birthday monkey

when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy

happy birthday monkey

happy birthday monkey by mr.wrong69 November 11, 2020

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