Playing Flappy Bird

The pre-masturbatory act of grabbing your flaccid penis with your fingers or hand, and flapping or bouncing it around to predicate an erection.

"Yo, you try this Flappy Bird game yet? I heard it's real addicting."
"Heh, I'm playing flappy bird right now."
"Well how is it- what in the hell man, you're disgusting!"
"Well, playing flappy bird is more of a gateway deal, it only gets addicting once you're actually jerking off. "

by Dead.juice March 4, 2014

Arizona early bird

When diligently performing oral sex on a limp penis until frustration, resembling a hungry bird trying to pull a stubborn worm out of the ground.

"If you don't take your VIAGRA, I will look like an arizona early bird!" She complained.

by mrgirthy75 June 23, 2015

bite my bird

Just another way to say "suck my dick", originated from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

"Hey man your shirt looks fuckin gay"

"Bite my bird dude"

by barbra Streisand June 5, 2016

The Big Silver Bird

The sexual act of sitting your partner in a high chair with a bib on, pulling your scrotum out flat either side of your erection like wings, and flying the "aeroplane" into their mouth

Dude the misso was being a sook the other night so i gave her the big silver bird

Hahah really?

Yeah man, noises and all. Was a pretty rough landing though

by H4949 June 1, 2016

Flightless skin bird

A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.

Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?

by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019

reverse momma bird

When a girl brings you to completion and the spits the baby sauce into your mouth

Dude I went out with Sarah and everything was great until she reverse momma birded me

by Alphabetical dictionary January 2, 2021

Alex the honking bird

A birb that likes to honk.

Alex lived a life until he died, his son dominic then became the star of the show, their yootoob channel is still up and everything is fine

Have u seen alex the honking bird new video?
No.
He is a birb that honks, look at him honk at a coke, hahaha, look at him honk at a mirror, hahaha,look at him honk at a gingerbonk, hahaha, look at him honk at a motherfucking planet, hahahahahahaha

by papapapapapyyyyyy June 16, 2021