Bill Clinton

Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!

Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.

by Vanishga July 2, 2008

Uncle Bill

Alcoholic Beverage dedicated to Uncle Bill from the film "American Movie"

Peppermint Schnapps, Sprite and ice... two great gobs of it.

Mark: You thirsty? Want something to drink?
Bill: Yeah...schnapps...with sprite, and ice...two great gobs of it.
Mark: Alright, Uncle Bill.

by jolivas February 16, 2010

Jennetric Bill

A monthly bill from a woman named Jenn who lured you into sex for the sole purpose of child support.

Friend:“Hey man! Why don’t you ever have any money?”

Me: Cause I have to pay my Jennetric bill

by Dr Gunz June 10, 2019

Pay Bills

Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.

line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.

by D.B. Wong August 11, 2019

The Pecos Bill

The female lays on her side while one leg is in the air. The man straddles between her legs in a cowboy position and proceeds to have sexual intercourse. During which time she rotates her hips like a tornado, while he grasps onto the leg in the air. One can variate from this by using one thumb to rotate over the clitoris.

The Pecos Bill had to hold on as she tried to buck him off.

by The Irish Handler April 21, 2015

bot bill

Someone who is absolutely dogshit at playing videogames, specifically FPS games
Derived from the name of CSGO bots.

Gary: bruh, brad sucks at this game
Chad: literally Bot Bill

by weenlicker December 11, 2021

Bill Monkey

After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.

Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!

by His lordship and mr handsome May 4, 2021