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shit the bed

When something just goes wrong...really, really wrong.

"'Shyte' the bed" in limey.
1) Sorry I was late. My car just shit the bed on the way over.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.

Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.
by Tenacious Faulker May 2, 2008
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Bed Head

Receiving oral sex early in the morning, mostly after waking up. Could be what woke you up.
"Hey man, what'd you do Saturday?"
"Nothing much, just got some bed head from Samantha"
by San-Wuan Pako April 8, 2016
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Bed Rat

One who sleeps wherever they can.
Because he's a fuckin bed rat!
by rudeboy64 August 5, 2010
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Breakfast in Bed

When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.
My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.
by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 17, 2011
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bed pan

bed pan: An entertaining party game in which two players, standing on adjacent beds, try and knock the other player off of the bed. The first player to touch the ground, with any part of his/her body, loses. Usually takes place in the form of a tournament and in the company of friends. Variations can include: Team mode, water and/or vibrating bed mode, and, if so inclined, nude mode.
Wow, Guillaume is the bed pan master!
by o mastigia December 18, 2005
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Bed Buddy

It is sex with someone you know for a long time. Not an emotional "love" connection, just someone you care about as a friend only and it is just sex for mutual pleasure.
If you can't fuck your friends than who can you fuck a total stranger you know nothing about? Better and safer to have a bed buddy.

It is sex with a friend whom you've known and care about but not as emotional, love interest relationship. Someone that can maintain the separation of sex and being in love.

As long as both partners understand the boundaries it can provide a lifetime of fond positive memories.
Cougar, Booty call, courtesan, WILF, MILF, Lover, Mistress, Safe Sex, fuck buddy, Friends with Benefits
by Assante October 29, 2010
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Double Kitty Bed Party

A Double Kitty Bed Party is slang for a three way where there are two girls and one guy. "Double Kitty" refers to two women or their pussies, whereas "Bed Party" refers to sex.

These aren't as common as other three way combinations, and you usually see the two women taking turns pleasuring the man through hand jobs and oral sex, and sometimes even vaginal sex and anal sex.

NOTE: This can also refer to two women having lesbian sex, however the former is more commonly used.
Male 1: "See those two honeys over there?"

Male 2: "Yeah, they're pretty fine."

Male 1: "I'm gonna go ask them if they want to have a DOUBLE KITTY BED PARTY!"

Male 2: "Good luck with that, haha."
by Dionne Sohnjon August 20, 2011
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