Bastard Tim

Anyone who's named tim and is very fuckin' annoying.

Bastard Tim is annoying the shit out of me.
or
Bastard Tim won't shut-up.

by mike_james November 10, 2008

Bastard Rat

A person with a hot body but a face that would scare the devil.

-Guys standing in line-
Gary- Look at the ass on that!
Girl turns around
Rick- Yep, nice turd chopper but has a face like a bastard rat.

by BigDaddy618 April 23, 2010

Bastard Shower

Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.

Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.

by Diabeticus January 26, 2011

fargen bastages

The nicer way of saying F-ing Bastards.

Refering to something that you, or someone else forgot to do.

Very casual saying.

Fargen Bastages I forgot my key's.

Those fargen bastages forgot to give me my fries.

by pointagrigio April 2, 2009

thieving bastard

a derogatory term used to call somebody at your work place to cover up for the items you stole your self

where is my damn wrench you THIEVING BASTARD!

by D nards September 5, 2011

farging bastage

A euphemism for "fucking bastard." The mispronunciation comes from the movie "Johnny Dangerously."

I'll get you, you farging bastage!

by Bunky the Clown April 22, 2017

bastard or bitch

A bad person who looks like a man and a woman. See Marilyn Manson

It's all his or her fault! Who does he or she think he or she is? Look, you can totally see his or her nipples, that's obscene, maybe! We're gonna have to find this Marilyn Manson and I'm gonna give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis!

by Mart Adler June 30, 2008