Babelfenglish

Noun. (Portmanteau of Babelfish, the online translator, and English, the needlessly complicated language)

1.) The incoherent mess that appears when you try to translate something through an online translator, especially Altavista's Babel fish translator.

I in English and translated this clause, in Japanese. Therefore I so do with Babelfish, draw up Babelfenglish.

by The Masked Librarian March 24, 2007

Bagel-plexy

The technical term for a group of five people having sex.

Four people have a foursome, and six have an orgy...but the five of us will have a bagel-plexy.

by Logan Robert August 6, 2007

Bagel-fuls

A yummy but small bagel thats about 4in long and has cream cheese and its Yummmy

Have you tried these new bagel-fuls their only 200 calories

by KTM 3 August 4, 2008

Bagel Beater

When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater

how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging

by trustyrock March 5, 2011

Bagel Face

A overtly sexual phenomenon where a man falls asleep with his testicals on a woman's cheek leaving a indentation on the cheek, with the appearnce of a bagel.

After their perverted sexual encounter, she was left with a bagel face.

by Mrbogie January 26, 2018

Bagel

something you shove your dick in when you have nothing else

Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bagel:ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

by Minty ravens~ April 30, 2019

buttery bagel

When one fucks a herniated belly button.

Yeah she totally wanted me to make a buttery bagel.

by Schmittyfish March 24, 2014