Bagel Beater

When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater

how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging

by trustyrock March 05, 2011

laheyd

Getiing super blackout drunk and stumbing around in your underwear while mubling threats about shithawk, shitstorms, winds of shit, shitplants, and other shit.

guy 1 " do you know where my cloths are or what i did last night?"
Guy 2 " You got fucking laheyd and stumbled around talking about the winds of shit then stumbled off into the night"

by trustyrock July 01, 2011