Uber baked

Being off your ass high on that Ganja, Mary Jane , Marijaminj-Etc

“Congratulations Joel you are now Uber baked “

by Knuckles the speed-sniffer April 3, 2021

6th base

you horny little bastards there is no 6th base

"hey dude i got to 6th base last night"
"shut the fuck up there is no 6th base you dill hole"

by bigfoot January 16, 2004

sixth base

The fuck is wrong with you? There is no sixth base, dumbass.

"I got to sixth base with her!"
"Sixth base? The hell?"

by Ninth Base August 9, 2003

white base55

White Base55 (10:46:42 PM): I know this Jamaican girl in my Drama class, she's fat, but in an attractive way, she's not obnoxious loud, and she is NOT ignorant.

Also see "oxymoron", "angst", "lifeless", and "will never amount to anything"

by Angst Base Hater (Doesn't really narrow it down, does it?) January 9, 2005

1999th base

You must be in the year of 1999 and find the portal on earth that leads to the Pokemon World. The portal is what the members of Pokeclipse were looking for. The portal is said to be located somewhere in Japan and was the strongest in 1999 when Pokemon was at it's peak. You must go in the portal and you have exactly 3 pokemon world years to have sex with 1,999 girls in the pokemon world. When you do this you will have achieved 1999th base.

Contrary to popular belief with 1999th base, you're only required to have sex with the human females of the pokemon world and not any of the males or the pokemon themselves, as that would be homosexual or just wrong. You will also be thrown out and banned from the pokemon world forever if you try to have sex with the males or the pokemon.

After you achieve 1999th base you will automatically be sent back in time 3 pokemon world years to the moment when you first entered the pokemon world through the portal and your memory of having sex with the girls will be erased, at that time you will be given the ability to enter the pokemon world whenever you want to and leave whenever you want to, thus having the most awesome life ever.

However, if by the end of those 3 pokemon world years you have not had sex with exactly 1,999 human females in the pokemon world you will be forced to go back into the normal world with all your memories of the pokemon world erased and you will have a miserable and boring life.

(At college)

College kid 1: "hey have you seen Carlos anywhere? he's been absent for months now"
College kid 2: "Carlos reached 1999th base and now he spends all of his time in paradise in the pokemon world"

by pokemonworldequalsparadise November 15, 2009

1000000000th base

Something that should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be done.

The other definition for 1000000000th base is very disturbing.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.

by JBurton31 May 3, 2010

Tune Baked

When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest preference of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.

Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along

by AssassiNazi June 14, 2011