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Douche Bagorean Theorem

two douchebags who want to get with the same girl at the same time. 1 douche bag+ 1 douche bag= no way in hell that they will get with her.
Douche 1: Do you see that chick right there?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?

jay banger 

Yo dude, light up that jay banger.
jay banger by Kev Nice March 26, 2006

gang banger

some one who bangs(kills) gangster's
That fool over there killed someone from the crips, he's a gangbanger
gang banger by ice99 February 22, 2005

4 banger 

4 cylinder engine (low power) usually found in rice rockets
"That ricer looks cool, but only has a 4 banger under the hood"
4 banger by calipimp995 April 17, 2004

Bingo Bango 

What Cricket Green says before having sex with his sister. They have a 2 year old child now on accident
Bingo Bango by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

English Banger 

1. British-style pork sausages.

2. A penis.
Once I had a girl dust my English Banger with yayo before receiving fellatio from her, allowing us to continue shagging for hours beyond the point when I would normally spluge. Cocaine + KY = best night of my life.

If only that story was true...
English Banger by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009