Bird Guitar

When a person plays an "air guitar" but uses his penis for the strings.

Perry played the best bird guitar solo to "Guns N Roses - November Rain"

by MarcD August 22, 2006

bird-lady

An english teacher that caws like a bird and makes randy jokes like "Calpurnia should get on the stick." She can be noticed by her noah and the ark dress, and she keeps information on all of her students in a desk drawer, "just in case." She lives in a tree.

"I hated English today."

"Yeah, that woman is such a bird-lady."

by Billiemarie Marshall June 17, 2008

Bird Condom

Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"

Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.

by Liquailliam May 17, 2014

Bird Watching

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.

Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?

by Heathen Minded January 2, 2012

bird road

bird road is Miami Notorious street famous for heat game celebrations and infamous for bird rd Gang once linked to latin kings... FUK RUDY HE NEVER RAN BIRD RD. REAL BIRD ROAD OUTLAWS RUN DAT SHIT!!! RUDY WAS A HEAT UP ASS NIGGA! DUMB NIGGAS DO DUMB MOVES & BIRD RD AINT BOUT DAT DUMB SHIT! 40ST TO CORALWAY24ST FROM 117 TO 67 AVE BIRD RD NIGGAS EAT!! SLIDAS SLIDE ON BIKES NIGGA!!! JUS WATCH THA NEWS!!! LIL HOMEYS JUS GOT ON DA NEWS OFF 99AVE N 8THST.
there Area is 40st from 87Ave to 114Ave. look them up on youtube.

dem bird road boys on the television again miami"miami south miami miami gangs goonz 305 dade county BIRD RD REAL BIRD RD, BIRD ROAD, 40ST. 40ST MIAMI, BRB, BRB CLICK, WE RUN IT, that guy rudy is a heat up, he was false flaggin LS

by j0ker4Ost January 27, 2012

Bird Bath

Done mainly in clubs, a male pulls out his nuts and stretches them to hold a liquid. He then buys the women a drink and pours it in his newly made "Bird Bath". The women drinks and the man has found a new mate.

I decided to try the Bird Bath and I can't believe it, I was fucking her the next hour!!

by Puddy Tat May 3, 2005

bird woman

also known as smeagle or butterface
a girl who is highly unnatractive and gives you thoughts of suicide at the sight of her.
could also be a an exgirlfreind that is disliked by you and all of your freinds.
ex who has been possesed by the devil and is trying to at all costs ruin your life.
birdwomen often posses huge extremely large noses. pinochio aint got shit on them.
often butterfaces look very doable compared to them.

bob: dude, hannah is such a bird woman i cant believe that u ever dated her

tyler: i know me either i am comletely repulsed by the sight of that bird woman. she has a huge nose

by harozrule January 17, 2009