bean crusher

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.

Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.

by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

Bean Fling

An all girl, hot, wet, sex party/orgy.

My sorority hosted the best bean fling this year.

Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Warm Beans

The antonym of the expression 'Cool Beans'. Use to express something completely uncool, something lame, or to be used as an insult.

Chris: "Hey, man, I killed your parents."
Bruce: "What the hell, man? That's warm beans!"
Chris: "They were just being warm beans, you know?"
Bruce: "Man, you're so warm beans!"

by urban_seal June 2, 2016

Pink Bean

Clitoris

“My boyfriend can’t find the pink bean.”

by Elissa loverman July 10, 2018

Mr. Bean

Our lord and saviour

"All hail Mr. Bean"
"Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our god, Mr. Bean?"

by Good_Sir June 16, 2018

Brad Beans

absolute beef (beefy five layer brad)

With Brad Beans, it’s always pump o’clock.

by yeet nugget dope lettuce May 3, 2021

Bean-bungle

A sexual act involving two people where one participant (preferably male) inserts his testicles into the other partner's butthole. It is known that much vaseline is required and protection is recommended.

Guy 1: Bro my nuts hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: What's wrong bro?

Guy 1: Last night my girlfriend and I totally bean-bungled each other

Guy2: What?

by Watidude August 24, 2019