aunty theory

Aunty theory is a globally accepted and proven theory according to which all brown girls after the age of 21 are categorized as aunties.

Someone's 21st birthday and now they are officially an aunty.

She is an aunty according to the aunty theory.

by brownzzz June 21, 2010

aunty Jane

to not be scared of being loved by somebody as opposed to love somebody (which is easy)

"aunty Jane told me to not be scared of being loved, fully desired, adored, appreciated"

by Krkič August 23, 2019

Aunt Susie's Ash Can

Noun - A place to stick things. Usually used when trying to make a point about something.

Ya?!! Well you can take that and stick it in your Aunt Susie's ash can!

by exponentialhalitosis September 26, 2006

Semen Ants

A small ant-like insect that lives in the rectum of a gay man.

He has a bad case of semen ants.

by Hope on Fire September 12, 2016

auntcles

collective noun for aunts and uncles

My spouse and I know our niecephews love us because w'ere their auntcles, their parents' siblings, not just because they're in our will.

by jmarcusn May 28, 2010

Aunt Jemima

A fat, ugly black girl with messy hair.

Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

Ants

Innocent cute bugs that are killed by sub-human faggots. If someone literally murdered a human because they were a slight inconvenience I bet these pieces of shit would be mad but they do the same thing to ants. All creatures are equal.

If you're one of faggots that kills ants on purpose just because you find them inconvenient, next time you feel like killing something, I highly suggest killing yourself instead of an ant. Ants matter more than animal abusers.

by I eat poop 69 May 11, 2022