a jew resemebling or acting as a jew would act. useally has nice truck and gets people to buy his stuff.
Me: weres jew-boy at?
Friend: probly off hiding his jew gold.
Me: hes gonna be pissed when he finds out i took it.
Friend: probly off hiding his jew gold.
Me: hes gonna be pissed when he finds out i took it.
by macdaddy309 August 11, 2011
I. 'Doing a Jew' is the term used when a jew, or indeed a non-jew trys to get a good deal and save money when buying an item.
II. 'Doing a Jew' can also be used for someone who complains lots about minor inconveniences.
II. 'Doing a Jew' can also be used for someone who complains lots about minor inconveniences.
Matt: 'Ahh, my allergiey medicine is too expensive, do you have any coupons?'
Sam: 'stop doing a jew'
Sam: 'stop doing a jew'
by LFA January 03, 2010
by Rabbi Gotfreid February 10, 2009
Syrian Jew is a term used to describe the members of the Syrian Jewish community in Brooklyn, NY and Deal, NJ. The community numbers in the tens of thousands, with many of its members emigrating from Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt in the last 20 years. The community is around for several decades, and today continues to grow and flourish. Syrian values generally revolve around the family, respect for the elderly, and charity. Many of its members are wealthy, and this is displayed in the number of charitable organizations that exist in the community. The community is also heavily involved in funding religious projects in Israel, and one of its members has even helped build a synagogue in the Jewish settlement of Shilo in Samaria. The Syrian community lives in harmony with its neighbors, both Jew and Gentile, and will continue to grow and be a significant and integral part of the Jewish people.
Joey: Where are you headed?
Charles: A soccer tournament. All the proceeds are going to the IDF.
Joey: I love this community and I love Syrian Jews. We're always trying to help out our brothers in whichever ways we can.
Charles: A soccer tournament. All the proceeds are going to the IDF.
Joey: I love this community and I love Syrian Jews. We're always trying to help out our brothers in whichever ways we can.
by Henry Cohen September 03, 2006
When you go to a cheap, sleazy gas station and proceed to get a fountain soft drink only to find out its been watered down to hell(can be applied to other watered-downed drinks besides "Mountain Dew"
guy 1: Dude those assholes at the corner gas station sold me watered down sprite.
guy 2: Sounds like high-quality Mountain Jew to me.
guy 2: Sounds like high-quality Mountain Jew to me.
by LimeTiger March 24, 2018
jew waiter: (n.)
an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue
an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue
jew waiter
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)
don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)
don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!
by biblical scholar July 11, 2010
The Jew Dance originates from Wallsend but has recently spread to Holland.
A modern Jewish dance performed by the Jewish male to attract female attention. It is a vigorous dance involving many complex manoeuvres.
Occasional hopping assists the dancers stability during the performance.
A modern Jewish dance performed by the Jewish male to attract female attention. It is a vigorous dance involving many complex manoeuvres.
Occasional hopping assists the dancers stability during the performance.
by Ben Macauley June 06, 2009