1. A coward or sissy that gets other people to do their dirty work.
2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.
2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.
Asshole Boss "I've changed my mind."
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"
by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008
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Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.
Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.
Thanks to that considerate asshole, we now have to include a screen capture when we upload art files.
by The Heinrich August 16, 2006
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After I missed the deadline for submitting the project bid, I got torn a new asshole by my boss in front of the entire staff.
by vernpus December 29, 2007
Get the torn a new asshole mug.There is no universal term for a collection of assholes in one place, instead terminology tends to cross religious and social economic boundaries. In the North of England one might encounter a Pile of assholes at a soccer match, whereas in Detroit this same group would be a Pack. Some particularly unflattering examples exist, such as the Nasty Bag of assholes (South East Asia).
by TheRealOrz February 18, 2017
Get the group of assholes mug.A male human being who does not care about you and cares only about himself. He is the kind of guy who tries not to care about a woman's emotions when it doesn't get him laid. He may feign feelings when a woman is on top of him however he is just using a practiced act. He is the kind of individual who asks you to text him and never texts back causing ridiculous amounts of frustration and confusion.
Assholes are often good looking and popular. This allows them to act as if the know the definition of cool and sexy and decide wether others fit this definition or not.
Deep down an asshole may be a sweet and good person but he is shallow, selfish and outwardly sexual which blocks off his good qualities. He remains however completely irresistible to a few people who foolishly forgive his behaviours and choose to see past them.
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Assholes are often good looking and popular. This allows them to act as if the know the definition of cool and sexy and decide wether others fit this definition or not.
Deep down an asshole may be a sweet and good person but he is shallow, selfish and outwardly sexual which blocks off his good qualities. He remains however completely irresistible to a few people who foolishly forgive his behaviours and choose to see past them.
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Girl 1: Why arn't you meeting up with Jake?
Girl 2: Because he asked me to hook up with him and then when I tried to set up a date he ignored me. In short he is an Asshole.
Girl 1: But you still like him?
Girl 2: Of course I do.
Girl 2: Because he asked me to hook up with him and then when I tried to set up a date he ignored me. In short he is an Asshole.
Girl 1: But you still like him?
Girl 2: Of course I do.
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Get the Assholeage mug.Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.
If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.
by aytball November 28, 2011
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