Alyssa

usually a weirdo with cool hair and slaps boys. alyssa likes to dwell on the past and then get depressed out of the middle of nowhere because she doesnt have an anime to watch. she likes dudes with black hair and weird names and she hate them but slap and then have crush and get all heart eyes and write it all down and draw weird anime of them. she a good acro dancer but does a back flip and falls and breaks her neck everytime. alyssa's actually have a twin that was never born but imprisoned and scream help but told shut up and then cry soul out. alyssa likes watching albert/flamingo youtube because they are chill af and like saying ugly scp tato to ur mom. also if you meet alyssa and you are boy you might get slapped then cry for your momma and then get sent home forever.

man: sees alyssa
alyssa: epicly cracks knuckles
man: runs away screaming and crying for momma with an O_O face
alyssa: does fortnite dances

by ur mom at ur moms house July 18, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is the most beautiful and savage girl in the world, like literally if you find an Alyssa in a call of duty lobby dont listen to your friends that are sayin no dont talk to her she just some online girl, but no that where there wrong, Alyssa is so much more than that, She is a motherfuckin Queen & she the Queen if Drezz and you know Drezz is filled with a bunch of badasses and prostitots & dont forget that gangstots jk but yea she is literally the best person in the world & you really cant loose her like you just gotta be there for her everyday, & Alyssa will see that, cause her eyes are just something out of this world, staring into her eyes is like looking at I put the dots because her eyes are so beautiful that theres not even a word to describe how beautiful her eyes are, Alyssa is also a mf star like Alyssas have their own YouTube channel where they stream such amazing videos & that’s something Alyssa loves to do. Also Alyssas got an crazy amount of drip like looking at Alyssa will have you “in a drip coma” & Alyssas are cancers but they also have a lil hint of piceses however tf you spell that & she has some Leo in her. Alyssa also tends to feel insecure sometimes but that dosent matter because at the end of the day I know Alyssa knows that she is the cutest and most sweetest girl in the whole dam galaxy, & dont forget Alyssas are Mamacitas & Alyssas love being called mamas so make sure you do that wink wink. & one last thing Alyssas love are train rides to Busan

Damm Alyssa you lookin like a bad lil hyena hehe Rawr girl Rawr

by Prostitots April 24, 2020

Alyssa

A girl that's a slight shade of brown with huge boobs. She laughs at everything, and acts stupid all the time. She likes to think she's mexican because you know she's that cool.

Alyssa is a dumb mexican.

by jergnjgnetf December 2, 2011

alyson

n.
one who uses their lack of intelligence for their benifit.

boss: hey, can you file this for me?
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.

by richard2000 September 5, 2008

Alysia

A selfish girl. She thinks tht everything has to be about her. When talking about herself she tends to stay on tht subject forever. She tends to go out with guys tht are jerks cause she hasn't had a good father role model. She can be nice and likes to give advice. Sometimes when it's not needed.

Alysia selfish

by Derangement doooooo! April 8, 2010

alyska

an extremely fashion-conscious person with little patience for those without style

Jerome was perfectly happy with his moon boots until an alyska on the street sneered at his boots and called him a fashion philistine

by BankerDude February 8, 2008

Alyssa

This is a girl who is perfectly amazing in every single way. She is a beautiful intelligent girl and knows how to make anyone happy. Alyssa is the best person ever and anyone who knows her is very lucky

Alyssa is a very amazing person

by 29457372828474729284747191 October 13, 2018