The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."

"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"

by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019

Alabama Landslide

When a man lays face down in bed with the woman's face between his legs and defacates.

Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide

by DoucheOnAPlane September 11, 2018

ALABAMA Pizzeria

when a gay man shits in a bush an then a woman goes and sits on it. than the gay men have sex on her on it then beat her till the poo looks like a pepperoni pizza. UM

my girlfriend was involved in an ALABAMA Pizzeria

by sdvf June 4, 2018

alabama donny

a uncanny yute who participates in strange/ paedophilic or insestual activities in the bedroom

‘are you an alabama donny? is that what your on?’

by alabama donny August 20, 2019

Alabama welcome

When new neighbors move in and you invite them over to your trailer with your brother-dad and sister-mom and do meth out of your cousins asshole

We invited the Smiths over for a good old fashioned Alabama welcome.

by thatscrewedupkid January 2, 2018

greenville alabama

1. where men live (real niggas)
2. where the hogs are the largest

3. where the broads from nearby are questionable
"now don't quote me on this, but I'd never touch a greenville girl"-jsy
4. the answer to, 'where the hood at'?

yo ma nigga where you headed to?
the hood
Where is that buddy?
greenville alabama man odee odee

by young-I (ignorance) April 27, 2011

Alabama Shotgun

When your partner sucks a fart out of your ass then you passionately kiss, inhaling the gas from her lips into your own mouth.

“When she asked me for an Alabama Shotgun, my heart melted. Lovingly, I ejaculated a fart into her mouth. Soon our eyes locked, and our tongues danced, as I sucked the juicy fart from her mouth.”

-Jesus of Nazareth

by Turdgod January 14, 2017