Fifth Meal

The person one drunkenly contacts to hook up, only after enjoying post-bar fast food. Based off the late night "fourth meal" promotion from Taco Bell.

Bro, that crunchwrap was clutch. Gonna hit up Amber for a little Fifth Meal. Ignore the noise.

by BarManBT September 6, 2025

Penguin Meal

A regurgitation of food into the mouth.

This stems from the male penguin, who is known to save a small amount of food in its stomach to give to the newly hatched chick. It's the first meal given in anticipation of the mother's arrival back from the catch.

"Just burped up a penguin meal, yuk."

by Ambiguous MrE November 7, 2025

$3 Meal Deal

Just Something To Get You By

"This $3 meal deal is pretty sweet, huh?" The man replies, "It's pretty good," then Ben says, "The Cheetos are a $1.79… This is just something to get you by, you know?"

by Squirtle1200 December 12, 2025

Oven Meal

A Jewish woman you'd save from the ovens in exchange for sexual favours

Have you seen shira? Shes such an oven meal.
~Cillian

by Cillian4206969420 January 27, 2025

Big man happy meal

Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back

My girl gave me the big man happy meal for dinner

by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 10, 2025

The Happy Meal

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.

Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?

by Wigman87 February 12, 2025

One Wessen meal

Noun: A monthly meal that comprises of rice, chicken, caslaw salad, soup and beetrud. The meal is usually consumed on Wednesdays by corporations or companies and is eaten 4 times a month.

You will pay one Wessen meal for me.

-meaning that the person will pay for a month's worth of Wessen meal (4) for that person

by Howard Payne February 15, 2025