penis

this is the funny. it is the shit we laugh about. we all know why you're here so why don't you just fucking admit it

"wow, that woman's penis is fucking huge Johnathan"

by Orange smegma motha fucka June 6, 2021

penis

its a wiener

the wiener is sucking

by joe June 25, 2004

penis

The only thing black people have that is bigger than a white person's.

Hey! Black man! Your penis is the only thing bigger than anything I have. Also your lips!

by your mother in-law January 21, 2008

penis

(n) An object which males possess which has the soul purpose of giving sexual pleasure

His penis is soooo long!

by George W. Fucker November 11, 2003

Penis

Long extention from the males southern portion of body usually on anterior side of body. Often times around 3 to 7 inches in lenghth and a diameter of 4 inches. Purposes include, urinating, and penetration. Penetration includes anything with a hole, examles (vagina, anus, mouth, ear, flesh lights, various fruits, and the always popular hand)

"I am full of penis"

by EMAW March 17, 2010

Penis

The part of my body i use to stick into blaines moms butt

i stick my penis into blaines moms butt

by Matt71589 December 28, 2005

Penis

What a person, who will remain unnamed *Cough*BART*Cough*, does not own. Also can be used to describe the shape of Pyrate's nose. May be used as an insult IF it is used in the way it is used in the description.

Wow your "Penis" is just like Bart's!

by Hazey_Morning March 24, 2003