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Ethan

Amazing. Really cute, but not quite hot. The best person you'll ever meet. Ethans are kind and great people. Will you go out with me, Ethan?
Ethan is fucking amazing.
by LiteralMemes December 15, 2017
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Ethan could beat Chad’s ass from kappa pi delta in pong anyday
by braddydaddy January 24, 2019
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Ethan is the type of guy that you see and want to get to know him instantly because of the vibe that he gives off he’s someone you like to be around and hangout with he’s really lay back , outgoing , funny in his own ways , serious , protective , salty , hard headed asf and probably most good looking guy you know if he likes you you’re lucky because he doesn’t just like anyone you have to earn it or have something that catches his eye his friendship / loyalty you don’t have to question because he’s the type to be there and do anything if he cares about you and he’s always honest he’s the most straight up person you can ever meet and most competitive person don’t try to compete with him otherwise it may not end good for you he’s also very athletic and will try out most likely any sport there is or he’s already done it before and he’s also a very smart guy
Jenny : you see that hot ass marine over there

Megan : yes he looks like a Ethan!
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A man that is hated by 99% of the people he knows, he tends to try and "flex" but it normally turns into him looking like a fool of himself. He tends to strike out with the ladies leading to his udder destiny as a backup dancer for Disney on Ice
Ethan sucked off the whole football team then gave them all a tbh/rdh.
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A young man who doesn't know what he's worth. He's very quiet and likes to keep to himself around people he doesn't know very well but can be very funny and caring towards his friends or people he's interested in. Ethan's tend to have very strange interests,but aren't afraid to admit that they he doesn't get along with his spouses family members when they have done him wrong he is the type that won't just get along with them just because he s with you depending on how bad they provoke him ,he's the type to just snap one of those time your family has him cornered like they always do and he he will make them disappear or he will just end up leaving you when you could of been the one to control what they did he will bitch about the same thing that bothers him until you change it he loves hard he's the type that likes to work on things be up all hours of the night building you things etc if you got yourself a Ethan don't lose him ladies !!!
by Ethans Rage March 31, 2020
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Gets friend zoned for two years and is permanently but hurt.
why is Ethan so buthurt
obviously cuz Camila frienzoned him for two years
by The real oracle 666 November 5, 2018
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Kid who doesn’t give a shit about anything but him/her self. Also a motherfucking bitch who watches porn, also a chotch who has a bitchy personality that makes him watch too much porn and r rated shit. Biggest motherfucking bithchy cunt dickhead arrogant, also know as Fuck boy. He also can not keep a fucking secrète for his shity ass life. He’s a fucking stupid little bitch that eats poopoo.he can fucking kiss my ass becuase he is a Little BITCH ANF HE IS A LONER ANDHAS NO FRIENDS AT ALL BECAUSE he sucks dicks. He pisses everyone the hell off, and he wines like a fucking baby. He’s a stupid little boy who calls people names not knowing that he’s the one that is everything he calls the other people, because he watches porn, he has become a hoe, a big fat hoe. He thinks he is so cool but really he is not. He’s also a big dick faggot and cock sucker.

#bramble #bitch #selffish #porn
Juan. Dude can help me if you don’t ill fail my grade
Ethan.
by Bitchdont esswith e April 21, 2018
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