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dylan

She is the prettiest, sweetest, and the most relateable person ever. She is so easy to talk to, super popular, and usually really good at sports. She can be really clueless about how pretty and amazing she is. Any guy is extremely lucky to have her and better treat her right. You’ll have the best memories with her and will have never laughed harder with anyone in your life. If you ever need someone to cheer you up, she’s your girl.
Oh my gosh, did you see Dylan today? She looks so pretty!
by thetruthhhhhhhhhhg February 19, 2019
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dylan

dylan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. tall, mysterious, and hot. he seems like the guy who wouldn't really care at first, but if you are great towards him he'll get attached and he will always be there for you and you'll see the sensitivity in him. One glance and you'll want him.

girls (and maybe guys) love him.
girl 1: omg did you see dylan today?
girl 2: yes he looked so mysterious, it was kinda hot.
by cutiepatooty38 August 28, 2017
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dylan

The best girl you'll ever meet. She has the biggest cute brown eyes and hair like silk. She's got an ass like Rihanna and tits like Kim K. She's short but loves being picked up for hugs. She'll bake you brownies and watch movies with you all night and when it comes to game day she'll pick up a 6 pack and wings for your guy friends. She's wifey by day and a slut at night ;)
Yo' have you met Dylan? She's got that ass!
Dude Dylan picked us up a 6 pack!!
by TacoBellFarts July 21, 2016
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Dylan

Dylan a freak who looks like 2 Couzens fucked and the kid was there atistic baby
eeew u look like dylan
by armyboy123 November 28, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan is the kind of guy who is dating the high school slut that fucks every guy in the school besides him. She is just using him as her personal slave to get things done. Dylan also jerks off his cashew dick while playing computer games in his free time. Overall, Dylan is a complete dipshit that had very poor personal hygiene.
"EW! It's Dylan! "
"Armed you guys dating?"

"Yeah but he's still a weird cunt"
by daddy9inch May 23, 2016
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Dylan

A dumbass nerd who wears dumbass shoes. The dumbass looks like shaggy and slightly resembles a palm tree. If you see him take a picture and make a meme. Its really funny to make fun of him.
Look at those dumbass shoes. What a dylan.
by Piratewizard March 6, 2017
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Dylan

A completely sicko who has fetishes for brutes, stereotypes in general, clowns, rubber/inflatable everything and just about every non-typical fetish out there, often tries to take part in bizarre sexual rituals involving any of those aforementioned things, forces other people he roleplays with to be in relationships with him.
He's a classic Dylan, always forcing people to have sex with him.
by MM132 March 4, 2019
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