yankees

You know, I love how when the Yankees are doing well, they all say "HAHA, WE PWNZ TEH RED SUX!!!!!!!" and then when the Red Sox get one up on them, their whole view changes. Suddenly they say "Uhhhhhhhhhh....26!" Sure, some Sox fans take it way too far by saying the 2004 ALCS is the greatest comeback in sports history. I mean, it's been done twice in hockey. Also, the Yankees overcame a 14 game deficit starting in July. That's all I give the Yankees for being good though. The Yankees have bought a lot of players, like or not. Pay roll got up over 220 million dollars and they still couldn't win. Well gee, what happens when you put a bunch of superstars on a team? They all want to be the best and not work together. Does everyone forget the fact that the Yankees were horrible a decade ago? Why does this slip everyone's mind I wonder. Remember, when the Jays are good, the Yankees suck hard. So Yankee fans, stop dissing all Sox fans. Yankee fans and Sox fans are very much alike. They both hate each other, they make ignorant remarks, and it goes on.

Yankees fans should stop being so oblivious.

by Not a dumbass Sox Fan July 20, 2007

Yankees

The best team in the history of professional sports. They have won 26 World Championships, more than anyone else in any sport. To all you Red Sox fans you won 1 in 86 years and we have won 26 in that time. You still suck. We still have 20 more than you. Even if you won every year which you could never do it would take you 20 years to catch us. Even if you ever did get 26 we would probably have 126 by then. RED SOX SUCK!!! GO YANKEES!!!!!!

Red Sox Fan: We won one! You suck!

Yankees Fan: We won 26 of them in the time it took you to get one so if we suck then where are you? Nowhere!

Red Sox Fan: OK, you are the best team ever!

Yankees Fan: Now you just suck dick.

by #1 Yankees fan May 21, 2005

Yankees

The greatest organization in all of team sports.

The yankees have won 26 world series since 1918 and the Red Sox have won 0.

by Matt October 20, 2003

yanksmith

1) An expert street thief, who has people buying his stolen goods.

2) Someone who makes/sells pirate copy DVDs, CDs, and other things like that.

3) To steal out of a bag, handbag, pocket, etc.

1) I'm going to get some stuff off the yanksmith.

2) The yanksmith in the Shopping Centre has the new FPS game from Nintendo.

3) Damn it! I've been yanksmithed!

by Yhtomit December 11, 2006

yankmyplank

self explanitory means having a wank or masterbating

"john,s sister loves to yankmyplank

by herbilicious69 September 29, 2009

Yankin' your wang

A term used from one person to another to express that they are simply making a joke and are not serious.

Levi: Your mom is so hot, can I bang her?
Jaime: Excuse me?
Levi: Calm down, I'm just yankin' your wang.
Jaime: ...

by FacePalm1 March 23, 2011

Yankslapper

1. To slap a yank (American)
2. Yankslappers - A group of gamers on both the Xbox and playstation network who have a dislike for cocky Americans who think they can play shooter games such as the Modern warfare series.

To slap a yank (American)
Yankslapper is on facebook!

by Yankslapper.com November 25, 2011