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Nostalgia Wood

When a person remembers something so enjoyable and enthralling, from their past, that they proceed to develop a physical or spiritual erection. This phenomenon is known to induce strong feelings of euphoria and, on occassion, tight trousers.
I walked into Disneyland, witnessed the grandeur, and proceeded to hide immediately. Children should not witness a vigorous display of nostalgia wood.

My nostalgia wood was raging when the FF7 theme came on unexpectedly.
by The Punctual Narcoleptic January 31, 2019
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Woods’ law

No matter how we vote we will always get John McCain
The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.
by FSPer October 12, 2019
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wood hugger

I put a wood hugger on my penis.
by HenzKat December 27, 2017
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alfie wood

that mans an alfie wood hes sells drugs
by your locald DEEAALER April 11, 2020
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solid wood

by NOAB June 30, 2022
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Baylee Wood

Hes a fat mother fucker,that is gay,and has a crush on Ms.Welch.Ms.Welch is a teacher,and Baylee is only 13.He loves sucking his pe-pe.
by @abruptcheetah February 25, 2020
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Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".
Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.
by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023
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