wanking gland

Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.

I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Winkfinger

A mouse click of an indiscriminate internet dater who 'winks' at all search results in an attempt to garner interest from any receiving party

Paul just winkfingered all of his potential matches on that dating site when he was drunk.

by Huskydog May 14, 2005

wikking

The act of browsing aimlessly on Wikipedia, reading entire articles about movies, games, and books.

I always end up wikking when I can't find anything else to do.

by Mahalis September 2, 2006

wanking to the poll

to push to the limit, to bring to the very end.

guy 1: holy shit! your doing 60 mph!
guy 2: thats nothing. i havnt even begun wanking to the poll.

by neotreo December 24, 2007

wanking the flower

fingering a girl so hard it breaks her hymen therefore taking her virginity

i finger fucked this girl so hard i ended up wanking the flower.

by monkeyfoot12 March 3, 2010

Winning

What Charlie Sheen does.

The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. - Charlie Sheen

by antibomb March 20, 2011

Winning

A word that after Charlie Sheen's excessive use... it doesn't sound like you're exactly "Winning" anymore.

Person 1: Hey Phil! Today I got fired from my job, my wife left me, and the court is going to take my kids. I got all the time in the world! WINNING!!! Wanna hang out?

Phil: FAILING!!!

by Cindor March 21, 2011