wankerdom

A land inhabited by wankers

"He was is the primary C.A.U.C in the whole of wankerdom"

"A week in Ibiza nowadays is like hanging out in wankerdom"

"I here by name you the Earl of Wankerdom"

by Holly February 16, 2005

Wankers Wind

When the wind is strong enough to shake the sides of a tent so violently that one can masturbate as loudly as one wishes and the other person or persons sharing the tent cannot hear you because of the noise. This term was coined by British Servicemen serving in Afghanistan in 2006 where such a wind became vital to morale before iPods were commonplace.

Happy days tonight mate.
why?
Well the wind is above 25 knots so we have a wankers wind.
Great let's race back to the tent so we can all masturbate furiously without the embarrassment of people knowing, well they will know because it is a wankers wind and they will all be doing it but they won't be able to hear so it's all good.

by Lungeman October 31, 2011

Lamo Wanker

It's a male with a limp dick

i couldn't have sex last night cuz my boyfriend has a lamo wanker.

by Terra K. March 30, 2007

arch-wanker

To reach heights well above the ordinary wanker. In analogy to arch-bishop.A British word.

Steve was an arch-wanker by anybodies standards.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

Dylan Wickersham

an AMAZING person. With an AMAZING smile. AND a HOT BOD! everyone loves them.

that kid is such a dylan wickersham

by pilgram February 5, 2010

Ticket Wanker

A person that buys concert tickets and sells them on eBay for more than face value in order to make profit off other peoples misfortunes!

George: "This guy is selling Kings of Leon tickets for £200 each!!

Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"

by FL455H November 7, 2010

Wanker

1. term used for someone who jacks off all day.
2. A loser who is 35 and lives with his mom and doesn't have a job.
3. a fuckin' retard

1. get your hands out of your pants you wanker
2. man that guy is such a wanker
3. What a wanker

by Stephanie \'youngin\' April 25, 2003