texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.

Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.

by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014

Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety

Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!

by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

Window sleep

A need to sleep with the windows open

You suffer from window sleep

by BigIanDries June 18, 2018

window paste

A delectable, delish, and chewy food that’s is good for every meal hot or cold

How can’t wait to eat some of that good window paste my mom gave me

by Snowy slope February 22, 2019

Window of Slopportunity

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.

Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.

by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017

Window Bukkake

When someone masterbates looking out their window and cums on the window

I saw Justin experimenting with window Bukkake earlier today.

by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016

Windows 98

A clusterfuck, or shit show. As describing someone stumbling along in a presentation or explanation. Refers to the Windows 98 operating system crashing during its initial demonstration.

Doug, I'm not going to just sit here while you Windows 98 your way through the presentation.

by Tender Vittles9 April 20, 2020