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Windows 98

A clusterfuck, or shit show. As describing someone stumbling along in a presentation or explanation. Refers to the Windows 98 operating system crashing during its initial demonstration.
Doug, I'm not going to just sit here while you Windows 98 your way through the presentation.
by Tender Vittles9 April 20, 2020
mugGet the Windows 98mug.

Windows Activation

The way Microsoft annoys you with a pop-up every 1 hour if you dont have wi-fi to activate Windows (why tf do you need to activate Windows anyways, isnt buying ur license enough proof?)
Damn! I can´t use Windows 7 anymore because I don´t have Wi-Fi to activate it with Windows Activation
by Dieguito0512 September 7, 2020
mugGet the Windows Activationmug.

window paste

A delectable, delish, and chewy food that’s is good for every meal hot or cold
How can’t wait to eat some of that good window paste my mom gave me
by Snowy slope February 22, 2019
mugGet the window pastemug.

The Window Of Opportunity

when you are giving it to a chick doggy style in front of a window; you are both facing the window. You pull out and let a friend take over while you run outside and wave to the chick you were nailing through the window while your friend is doing her. She will be very confused after this.
oh dude, last night jessica freaked out when josh and I gave her the window of opportunity.
by Greenranger January 11, 2008
mugGet the The Window Of Opportunitymug.

opening windows

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"
I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.
by thelunchtable June 10, 2011
mugGet the opening windowsmug.

Window Bukkake

When someone masterbates looking out their window and cums on the window
I saw Justin experimenting with window Bukkake earlier today.
by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016
mugGet the Window Bukkakemug.

Window of Slopportunity

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.
Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.
by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017
mugGet the Window of Slopportunitymug.

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