Wilson

noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.

After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.

by KDubs2004 August 9, 2022

Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are tou addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Wilsoned

When a woman who has a heavy flow and still proceeds to have sex then puts the blood on her hand and smacks her partner in the chest after completion. Meaning a mixture of blood and semen

"I just Wilsoned that bitch."

by Hoeislife October 31, 2017

Kayleigh Suzaweena Wilson

She says she doesnt have any money but she is always rich but she is very anti social and doesnt like her friends.

Woah shes a bitch

Ah that must be kayleigh suzaweena wilson

by Tessasbae July 30, 2019

chubby wilson

(n) 1. A well rounded and rather plump penis that is average in size but packing mad girth.
(Adj) 2. Used to describe a very good, championship-winning caliber fantasy football team.

Jonathan's fantasy football team this year is going to win it all I swear, dude's got one chubby wilson!!

by The Chubby Wilson September 6, 2022

ruby wilson

basketball addict and loves archie perkins

ruby wilson shoots like lebron

by friedchickenandwatrmelonblack August 11, 2024

Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.

Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all

by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018