Skip to main content

Chinese waterboarding

The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton
"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding
by Eramerac August 25, 2022
mugGet the Chinese waterboarding mug.

Alaskan Waterboard

When a man finishes inside a woman and she then sits on his face, eating out his own cum.
Dora held me down with her lips, as my dripping mouth completed the Alaskan Waterboard.
by Great Leader Much Know September 27, 2022
mugGet the Alaskan Waterboard mug.

Cal Walters

Cal is an amazing guy. He could make the dumbest jokes ever and get a laugh out no matter the situation. He is quiet, though if you are close with him, he’s very easy to get along with. Everyone loves Cal and not a single person should ever have a reason to hate him. His extraordinary soul should forever be cherished no matter who it is talking to him.
#1 “guys do you know Cal Walters???”
#2 “Yeah, duh. He’s so sweet and humorous so who wouldn’t?!?”

#1 “youre right! i love him.”
by chesterscandy September 30, 2022
mugGet the Cal Walters mug.

Verbal Waterboarding

When one verbally complains, corrects or simply makes a point over and over again. The verbal repetitiveness on the side of the receiver can feel like drowning. Especially after an apology or solution has been articulated.
After Terry offered a solution to the problem, Benny couldn’t stop complaining about the problem over and over again. She said it felt he was dumping buckets of words over her head, it was like verbal waterboarding. She added he has 2 ears and 1 mouth…he should use them proportionally.
by Buckets of Fun December 3, 2022
mugGet the Verbal Waterboarding mug.

Cinematic Waterboarding

When someone involuntarily subjects you to repeated watching of the same movie(s) to a point that can only be defined as torture.
As a young boy in the 80's, with two older sister, I was regularly subjected to cinematic waterboarding through Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, and Oxford Blues.
by Sweater216 May 28, 2023
mugGet the Cinematic Waterboarding mug.

Neapolitan Waterballoon

Verb;

When a male pulls his foreskin over the head of his penis, and ejaculates inside his foreskin. Then releasing it inside the mouth of a female.
I have my girl a Neapolitan Waterballoon last night. Just a big load of cum, sweat and tears. I don’t think she will let me surprise her like that again.
by Bappo0 July 16, 2023
mugGet the Neapolitan Waterballoon mug.

Jonathan Walter Pinch

Skibidy bop bop skibibop dee bop
by Spiderman3 August 13, 2023
mugGet the Jonathan Walter Pinch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email