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nick vitak

Someone who is skilled in every demeanor. Unlike James Decarlo, he effortlessly rizzes up women by just looking at them. Not only does he gel his hair; he has an 8 pack. Is able to be like a ninja; he somehow knows information that is kept secret. His semen is like a treasure, for it shines a bright gold when excreted from his huge dick. Each milligram of his semen is sold for over 2.3 million on the black market because it can produce the strongest of offspring.
I wish when my boyfriend cums, it would be good. “It sounds like you need a Nick Vitak”
by Brxsr January 28, 2023
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odium vitae

Hatred of life. Regarding all life other than one's self to be loathsome, and deserving of death, misery, and misfortune.
His odium vitae was apparent when he signed the paperwork to privatize the natural lake and sell it as overpriced bottled water.
by Tuesday soup May 8, 2023
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Ali Vitale

When there's a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. When the music is just right. And there is no work today. When you are at your happiest you just need to think about Ali Vitale.
Being with Ali Vitale just makes you feel like you are on top of the world
by OldTownRd July 26, 2023
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Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.
Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.
by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024
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dirty vita

a ps vita that belonged to a gooner.
shit man i gotta get rid of that dirty vita before my mom finds it.
by theoriginaljayz April 12, 2024
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Flinstone Vitamin

When you commit fellatio on a female during her period while its marinated by flavored lubricant to offset the mettalic flavor, thus resembling the flavor of a Flinstone Vitamin.
Person 1: "Babe im on my period but can you eat me out?"

Person 2: "Oh hell naw bitch i dont need no Flinstone Vitamin I took a One a Day Mens."
by FlowGunner September 18, 2024
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PS Vita

Me: The PS Vita is the most underrated handheld ever!
by REDBOSS2008 November 24, 2024
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