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Virginia Slimming

The act of pissing, but holding your skinny limp dong in between your index and middle finger, like you are smoking a Virginia slim.
I feel like Virginia slimming. My skinny dick is thin and long, it reminds me of a Virginia slim!
by Grandmashouse December 28, 2024
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Virginia

A basic state full of old entitled acting people, preps and "thugs". No real cultural identity outside of antiquated colonialism. Historically southern, but questionable today. Some native Virginians even make fun of southerners. Home to many celebrities of yesteryear, but Virginia's presence in the modern pop culture scene is virtually non existent. Plenty of nice people. Plenty of assholes. Don't try being too unique and you'll fill right in.

Guy #1: How come everyone here is obsessed with the past,only listens to top 40 music, dresses and acts like their ethnic stereotype, and and seems like a blend between the north and south?

Guy #2: It's because we're in VA bro. Isn't it, like, the best state ever?

Guy#1: No. What would be cooler is a sense of identity and uniqueness.
Virginia is like Golden Corral. There's a lot of stuff. Some of it is good, but nothing is anywhere near top notch. Nice landscape, but very bland culture.
by Truthspitter21 January 1, 2023
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Virginia

Known for some of the worst drivers and traffic ever known to man, and as a Virginian myself, I can say we get the blame from people with New York licence plates and Florida licence plates. But other then that, there's lots of beautiful scenery. From Richmonds' Cary Town to the god-knows-how-many yacht clubs in Hampton, its a fun place to be!

Also, we do not fornicate with family members and we do not all drink moonshine and shoot the shit out of anybody who steps on our lawns.
Virginian: Sup.
UD user: INCESTIOUS HILLBILLY MOONSHINE DRINKIN' BOZO!!11!!!!12!
Virginian: 😐
by PaperBeauty May 10, 2023
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West Virginia wind tunnel

An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.
1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”
by MamaToot September 10, 2025
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Virginia

Virginia, officially The Commonwealth of Virginia, is a member of the Southeastern United States of America. Abbreviated as V.A., it is part of the Shenandoah Valley. Virginia also boasts the Blue Ridge Mountains, a mountain range extending from Georgia to Maryland.
I am going to Virginia next week.
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Virginia and judy

The pet name given to a womans breasts by a man or other woman
Caitlins tits are called virginia and judy
by Diltexsamhow September 9, 2008
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