Lesbian Vampire

A lesbian who will eat a girl out on her period.

Lisa: I ate my girl friend out last night, even though she was on her period.
Sam: AH! You lesbian vampire! Sick!

by Cambrey August 11, 2010

vegetarian vampire

An individual who only drink the juice of reddish/ purple fruits and vegetables.

god damn! Im sick of these Plum Juice commercials..they only appeal to the vegetarian vampire audience!!...

by dey exist December 18, 2008

Gay Vampire

Gay Vampire aka Playboi Carti, THE BEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME AND IF YOU SAY NO, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

playboicartifan.com: I LOVE GAY VAMPIRE!!!

playboicartihater.com: Who the fuck is "Gay Vampire"?

playboicartifan.com: He's Playboi Carti, the best rapper of all times.

playboicartihater.com: CARTI IS SO SHIT!!! HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO THAT GAY FUCK!!!

playboicartifan.com: Calls his 2 best friends and jump playboicartihater.com

playboicartihater.com: YOU'RE A FUCKING WASTE A SPERM JUST LIKE PLAYBOI CARTI YOU PETTY CUNT!!!

by monkeyseatbannanas March 28, 2023

rusty vampire

Anally penetrating a woman so hard that she bleeds out of her anus and then you proceed to suck and drink the anus blood.

Dude 1 "Yo guess what I did last night."

Dude 2 "What?"

Dude 1 "I gave your sister a rusty vampire."

by sjpbus April 17, 2011

Vegan-Vampire

One who believes it's wrong to eat meat and byproducts of animals, but thinks they're a vampire in the traditional sense.

See Deadgod.

Wow, that fucktard deadgod says he is a vampire but won't touch animal meat.

by asdf August 22, 2003

The Vampire

To eat a girl out when she is on her period then give her a hickey. The blood from your lips along with the mark from the hickey resembles a vampire bite.

"He gave her The Vampire last night."

by Nilla Wayfa November 3, 2009

Closet Vampire

One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.

Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."

by juliebix April 4, 2009