doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.

One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.

by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

Gay Uncle

The act of containing or having ownership of a gay uncle.

If somone where to make a gay coment you might say things like:

HEY! watch it... i have a gay uncle,
or
Hey i take that offensivly i have a gay uncle.

by YOurgayuncle September 19, 2005

bob's your uncle

You will achieve the desired result.

Give it a spoodle and Robert is very much your mother's brother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

uncle jack

Another name for Jack Daniels. Also used as a family member to a drunk.

"Goddammned, Uncle Jack Really Obliterated My Ass Last Night!"

"Jason and I Drank A Whole handle of Good Ole' Uncle Jack Last Night!"

by Neely December 13, 2004

Hollywood Undead

Hollywood Undead is a band thats origins are in Hollywood and other parts of LA. It has 6 member as listed here

Tha Deuce AKA Tha Producer
Johnny 3 Tears AKA J3T/The Server
J-Dog
Funny Man AKA King Kong
Charlie Scene
Da Kurlzz

The band is a rap, metalcore band but just because they rap does not mean these are some ghetto white guys, actually all of the members can play instruments and would prefer to play more of a rock sound which is why they try to incorpirate it into most of their songs. The only reason why they rap is so that certain messages can go out to the public through their music without sounding strange or creepy and plus as most know it is easier to rap about almost anything than it is to rock out and plus all 6 members like to sing and you cant do that in a rock band.
all of the members of HU are good happy guys and they dont think they are ghetto and when they talk about having sex all the time it is normally about prostitutes cause they rnt the greatest looking guys in the world XD hence the masks. if you listen to more of their older music it will help you understand them better and see why they are the most original and amazing band out there today.
oh and PS they arent a bunch of rich scumags either, actually after they became a band with all the expenses they lost money and a few of the members really dont have true homes, They play for their fans and love their music and thats why they are a band so say all you want but these guys are literally giving their soul up for their fans

"Im just a guy in a band with a mic in my hand
who decided to rap and fell in love with his fans."
Charlie Scene-The Natives

"We are young, but we have heart
Born in this world as it all falls apart"
Tha Deuce-Young

"Why cant they let me be,
Why dont i know what i am?
i force this hate into my heart cause its my only friend
my lips are sewn shut i watch myself bleed
they push and pull me but its killing me within"
J-Dog-Sell Your Soul

Hollywood Undead 4 Life

by L0n3rg4n12 July 19, 2009

Uncle T

1) A name for the baddest mother fucker in the world! 2) A man whose nuts itch.

There goes Uncle T, and his nuts itch.

by Catawissa November 5, 2006

Undefecated

The title of half-term Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's propaganda movie, debuting 7/15/11.

I'm going to go see the new Harry Potter movie this weekend. That Sarah Palin movie Undefecated looks like a total suckfest.

by Brujita July 15, 2011