donkey twat

one who acts in a twat-like manner, the adjective donkey is placed before to add the effect of a nasty yet funny twat, this can be used as a joke or to degrade a person

That bitch Hannah is such a damn DONKEY TWAT!

by Robert Derrington October 2, 2006

twatbubble

a bubble that rises up through the twat, kind of like a fart.

"you cut me off, you worthless twatbubble!!!"

by aury September 18, 2005

twat twine

the life giving twine that attaches baby to mother via the mothers baby pocket

"cut the twat twine midwife, its a boy!"

by Mr ouija April 17, 2007

twat blanket

1. a blanket for twats 2. someone or thing characterized by the senselessness of a blanket for twats 3. a maxipad

Learn to spell properly, shorthand makes you look like an awkward, illiterate twat blanket.

by bobdobbins January 15, 2009

dookie toater

A word used in the sout to describe a girls butt.

That girls got a nice dookie toater.

by justins money July 14, 2006

naff twat

a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.

BEWARE OF THAT BOY! HE IS A NAFF TWAT! DON'T TRUST HIM! DOOOONNNNN'TTTT TRRRRRUUUUUSSSSST HIIIIIIIM!

by i love bj May 24, 2010

T.E ( twat eater)

one who eats twat (pussy)

This is the story of the adventures of an adolescent T.E ( twat eater).

by cadetcherry08 January 13, 2008