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Twitter is a platform for troll’s Normal people elderly people and parents it’s mostly infested with Dream gender people and Karen activists but mostly a good community of people in its other side it contains a lot of drama in it and 18+ accounts though, Twitter is mostly a good community aka platform of social media made things.

The logo is a white bird next to a blue background and outlined.

Twitter, a social networking site launched in 2006, is undoubtedly one of the most popular social media platforms available today, with 100 million daily active users and 500 million tweets sent daily. Twitter can be used to receive news, follow high-profile celebrities, or stay in-touch with old high school friend’s.
Twitter is kind off good I got new friends of it!

Oh nice what’s the @ you have?

@youlookinGoodmtf55
by Α January 12, 2022
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twitter is hell
by Sasin December 24, 2021
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Twitter

A place where people go to make fun of people for likeing things they know nothing about.
People on twitter are pieces of shit.
by Joe Biden's Arteries March 2, 2022
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Twitter

almost everyone on twitter has a mental problem
by Pul-to March 18, 2022
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Twitter Virus

The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.

Stage 1: Infection

Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.

Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.

Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.

Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.

Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
by Technological Night March 27, 2022
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Twitter no-life

When You spend your life on Twitter canceling people cus u got no other meaningful thing else to do
Uh oh the twitter no-lifes are gonna kill me

. I think I'm a Twitter no life
by Sydkqudiakshf April 30, 2022
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Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn
Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.
by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022
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