Trafficness

Traffic being traffic

DAMN TRAFFICNESS MAKING ME LATE

by SpongeCakey October 18, 2021

Traffuckery

Noun

Traffic snarl up usually caused by drivers suspending common sense resulting in road rage, overlapping, chaos and generally poor judgement in execution of road rules.
Most of the time its in rush hour, accidents and a lane is closed or a bad storm.
You literaly have no option but to sit through it as you curse under your breath.

Sorry guys am late! I was caught up in a traffuckery!

by robahrdm November 25, 2021

Taffy Neck

Fat persons gobbler connected to the chin. Most commonly results in mouth breathing.

“ Goddamn that’s a big Taffy Neck!”

by FuzziLilManPeach December 8, 2021

Taffy

Taffys are weird and sometimes make racist jokes about your grandpa…you just steer clear

Ella: ew omg is that Taffy?

Taffy: ew omg Is that me?

by mrbeanwoman January 20, 2022

Traffic

In the car , going somewhere , busy

Hey wyd ? Shit I’m in traffic right now wyd

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.

Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.

by Adwala76 March 19, 2022

Trafficful

A road with a shit ton of traffic.

Stfu im on a trafficful road right now mum

by 6 inches April 21, 2022