Crazy Lubricated Topper

When you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. While she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. Dont try at home

That girl is a crazy lubricated topper. I wouldnt do her.

by frandern August 31, 2010

Haters of Topeka

Stupid Arses that have no taste in nice relaxing cities. Not only is Topeka relaxing but it is one of the top 10 cities that perfect for retired War Veterans who deserve nothing but the best since your too chicken to go do it yourself. So these haters are just typical ass.

"Haters of Topeka... should be demolished!!!!!"

by Barbara NotStriesand November 23, 2011

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by Emily Huu April 8, 2019

Disney Princess Cupcake topper ring belle

a ring with disney princess in

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by 22323w April 29, 2019

When is topless day

On the 5th of June

When is topless day?

On the 5th of June

by Killer. 0 March 15, 2022

Mexican tackle topher

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms

Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Dirty Bun Topper

The act of ejaculating into a woman, inserting a hot dog into the vagina, putting the hot on a bun, and forcing the woman to eat it.

I was hangin' out with my gal pal yesterday and she said she was hungry, so I gave her the ol' Dirty Bun Topper.

by Brody the Rapist December 1, 2023