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Salad loaf

An abomination created in the 50's... It causes only pain and is neither a salad nor a loaf
"for Christmas Sarah made a salad loaf"
by totallynotaghost December 29, 2024
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Loaf

A cat in a position where its arms and legs are tucked under its body, making the cat therefore look like a loaf of bread from a grocery store.
My cat is a loaf
by Goofy456 November 3, 2022
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muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Loafing

Bro Jaquavion is loafing danice tooo much
by UK slang REAL September 21, 2023
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The Perfect loaf

When you cum in her ass and she takes shits.
After you had just came in her ass, you find yourself in the bathroom after she had taken a shit and forgotten to flush. You look at the shit and say to yourself ,”That’s The perfect loaf.”
by BushesBaldBoys May 23, 2021
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Loaf

When cats sit with their little paws tucked under them, so they resemble fluffy loaves of bread, and it's just an overload of kitty cuteness.
Oh look, Mister Beans is doing a cat loaf.
by LandDownUnder August 9, 2020
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Crushin' loaf

Eating bread. Popularized by "A Minecraft Movie"
They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. They love crushin' loaf.
by MarnieTheRebel April 5, 2025
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