The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
Get the Norris City Hand Grenademug. “I'd catch a grenade for ya”
by aka.danasia November 25, 2018
Get the grenademug. A Mediplosive Grenade causes static destruction and liquidation of still matter, causing no expansion nor contraction of energy.
by h3v_1 January 24, 2022
Get the Mediplosive Grenademug. When defecating in a public restroom stall, after wiping one's anus, instead of dropping the soiled toilet paper into the toilet, it is tossed over the top of the stall into a neighboring stall occupied by the victim.
In the bathroom at work, I was taking a dump next to my annoying co-worker, so I decided to toss a stinky grenade onto him.
by TheRealArticle December 4, 2016
Get the stinky grenademug. her:my period is bad better change my tampon
me(teleports behind her in a flash): imma light that red grenade
me(teleports behind her in a flash): imma light that red grenade
by wh3r3 did he go March 24, 2019
Get the red grenademug. A short can that typically houses alcohol. Compared to the normal 16oz cans, these cans come in 8oz sizes.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the grenade canmug. Made popular by CSGO youtuber Liechtenstein a Tony grenade is when someone throws a grenade so shit that it killed your whole team rather than the enemy.
Yo dude I need a flash here
Sure I got you *throws the flash*
*teammate gets flashed*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THROW BRO FUCKING TONY GRENADE!
Sure I got you *throws the flash*
*teammate gets flashed*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THROW BRO FUCKING TONY GRENADE!
by CSGOOOOO! July 11, 2022
Get the Tony grenademug.