Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally
by The_General234 August 16, 2019
Get the Bitch ass flu mug.A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.
"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."
"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."
"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."
by mcb1971 September 4, 2013
Get the 18 hole flu mug.A temporary flu that is caused by excessive drinking of cheap beer (ie Old Style) all weekend long, resulting in an absence at the workplace, usually on Mondays.
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Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners
You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.
Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners
You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.
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