When you're in a regular, mutual, sex only relationsihp with a someone and you (or they) still got to be sleepin' with other people.
He's not really my boyfriend.....he's just my Deuce!
by dacia November 19, 2003
When one shits in their own hand and punches someone with a clenched fist full of shit. The move works properly when hitting someone in the face with a loosely clenched fist so upon impact of the jaw, shit squirts out between the fingers onto the victims face.
by !InItToWinIt! January 27, 2008
A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.
by conman69 June 10, 2008
One ounce of codeine/promethazine syrup. Literally, the term means one half of two ounces. Make sense?
Guy 1: Hey, man, you got any lean?
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.
by "Smelly" Zach March 01, 2006
An arrogant, feminine girl who's post-terrier is a fucking log factory of such immense proportions that it is capable of clogging toilets. Scientists believe such a supernatural shitting phenomenon comes from pent up bitch power being unreleased in immense portions of fecal matter.
by Jethro J. Jerkins June 10, 2004
When two women lay down, and interlock legs like scissors and bump clams. A slow jam will be playing with a lit candle nearbye.
Hey Chris, those two chicks on the video are all wrapped up, moaning and groaning rubbing clams together. I see a candle, and hear a lovely slow jam. Well Andrew, my tiny child size friend, that right there is the Clam Deuce. Don't you forget it!
by Rosh507 January 15, 2015