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by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 26, 2022
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Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety
Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!
by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018
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window paste

A delectable, delish, and chewy food that’s is good for every meal hot or cold
How can’t wait to eat some of that good window paste my mom gave me
by Snowy slope February 22, 2019
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Crack Window

The missing Lateral Incisor tooth or Canine tooth (or both) found on most girls in their late twenties to early thirties who have partied WAY too much in their time.

While missing front teeth will usually be repaired or replaced, the teeth on the sides are often sacrificed at the expense of saving some good partying money.
"Yo, that girl at the end of the bar is pretty tight, yo."

"Yo, she got's da Crack Window action too. You can probably score some snow after you hit it, yo."
by I R Bin February 22, 2010
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texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.
Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.
by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014
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window waver

When you're fucking your girl and your best friend comes and takes your spot without her knowing and you walk out the house and go to the window and she looks up and sees you waving at her through the window,
Hey Rick, me and John gave Cindy a window waver last night and it was hilarious!
by Manuel Herman January 5, 2014
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Window of Slopportunity

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.
Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.
by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017
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