Alaskan Telephone Pole

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.

That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

by CosmicRebellion September 4, 2009

South Pole Pincher

The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.

I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)

by Huge D September 5, 2006

pole smoking junkie

sum 1 that likes smoking pole "sucking dick" so much that when theyre not doing it theyre going threw withdrwrals

pole smoking junkie is like a crack head without crack

by jrebel January 18, 2010

Rusty Tent Pole

A rusty tent pole, is a sex position what the male will lick a girls anus to loosen it up. While she takes a laxitive. She then diaria's on the male and he then uses it as lubricant to put it where he chooses.

Best preformed after eating, mexican or chinese.

Josh: My dick still stinks from that rusty tent pole on friday night.

by Mr.Buzz December 14, 2006

pole dance dunce

the clueless idea that a stripper actully likes you or is your "girlfriend"

He thinks paris is into him for real..what a pole dance dunce.

by dino-depot April 20, 2009

alaskan ski-pole

when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.

yo andrew alaskan ski-poled ali so hard last night

by alicandrewg September 20, 2012

defra lard pole

An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks

David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours

by Tresspass July 25, 2006