when you’re mutuals with someone and they have mutuals you’re not mutuals with. they are considered “oomf in law” as your mutuals are mutuals with them and not yourself.
by jupitersayshahahah January 13, 2019

by blahness09 April 10, 2010

by Maeamian May 4, 2009

In mathematical logic, the Law of Detachment says that if the following two statements are true:
(1) If p, then q.
(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:
(3) q.
(1) If p, then q.
(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:
(3) q.
by greendevil32 September 8, 2016

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.
The bane of high-school and college students' lives.
The bane of high-school and college students' lives.
by deathgleaner July 29, 2010

Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."
by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011

Before you have sex with a guy, you need to moan his name in front of your friends to see if his name is moanable.
by theyouknowthething January 28, 2022
