TV

TV is for dumb European 1800s people to use it while attacking Muslim in the South it's purpose is to ensure everyone is sacrificed to turtles

TV is boring because I only watch stuff with my

18inch Samsung Television.

by Pataooil June 9, 2022

tv hammer

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.

Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.

by ManMan36 October 3, 2016

Tv Drill

When you want to fuck a TV show so bad you drill a hole into the TV and your girlfriend/mum forces your penis into the TV until you ejaculate through the TV onto her face

Man castle vania is good I would love to TV drill that with that show.

by cOCKYCOCKLEFUCKER May 22, 2018

TV Head

A person who has a sizeable gap In-between both eyes. (Severe cases could cause the person be referred to as "Flat Screen TV Head".

Leshauna; Did you see TV Head the other day?
BrakeyCakes; Boy did I?! It was hard to miss 'em when they more of a Flat Screen TV Head!
Leshauna; You can say that again!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

BN TV

Bananese TV and Radio service for the empire of Bananan.

Wanna watch BN TV?
Sure!

by foxe._. September 22, 2023

big nose tv man

the greatest weapon

Big nose tv man is dangeros please dont let him stab you with his big nose in the tv

by bepisvalley October 30, 2025

losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you

"crap i hate losing the tv remote"

by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025